{"id":1547,"date":"2009-08-10T14:40:54","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T20:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lungfishopolis.com\/?p=1547"},"modified":"2009-08-10T14:40:44","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T20:40:44","slug":"i-suck-at-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greghowley.com\/lungfish\/2009\/08\/i-suck-at-games\/","title":{"rendered":"I Suck at Games"},"content":{"rendered":"
I’ve always considered myself fairly good at video games. I used to kick all my friends’ asses at multiplayer Armored Core on the Playstation, and I ruled the Street Fighter 2 machine with an iron fist. But recently, I’ve been sucking. And I’m not just talking about all the Street Fighter 4 players that are beating on my ass online.<\/p>\n
More and more, I’m finding that I’ve got to play games on the easiest setting rather than normal, which is what I’ve generally done in the past. Ghostbusters <\/a>was the first game I can think of that I found too difficult and played through on easy. I told myself that it wasn’t a big deal – John<\/a> had suggested that I play on easy, and many reviews I’d read spoke of the game’s many difficulty spikes. So I played the game on easy, enjoyed the story, and didn’t feel like a wuss for having done so.<\/p>\n Then I started playing Street Fighter 4 online and discovered that I wasn’t nearly as much of a badass at the game as I’d expected to be.<\/p>\n I’ve also been enjoying Prototype. The jumping, flying, and consuming challenges are a lot of fun. They’re just the right amount of challenge – it takes me a good half dozen tries to get a gold medal. But when I got to the battle with “The Specialist”, I was destroyed. I replayed that fight six or eight times, and didn’t even come as close to winning as I had the first time. I looked up a couple FAQs and walkthroughs, which suggested that I use whipfist rather than the claw attack I’d been using, so I tried that, and lost even more quickly than I had before. The primary walkthrough on GameFAQs says “This guy isn’t very hard to beat at all. He’s mostly just an annoyance.<\/a>” You might imagine how frustrated I got to read this after having lost so often. So my plan with Prototype is to go a few weeks without playing, and then go back and restart the game on easy. I only hope that the challenges aren’t too <\/em>easy.<\/p>\n The same night that I got my ass handed to me by The Specialist in Prototype, I tried to start playing Resistance: Fall of Man. I got the PS3 game cheap on EBay since it’s so old at this point. Long story short: I keep getting killed. I might have to restart this one on easy too. I suck at shooters where I can’t use a mouse and keyboard.<\/p>\n