Question 1

The first alcoholic beverage Greg acquired a taste for was:

Frozen Margarita
Mudslide
Whiskey
Wine Coolers
Beer

Question 2

Greg's first childhood pet:

Gonzo the gerbil
Clancy the Dog
Mitzi the Cat
Cleo the Fish
The Seamonkeys

Question 3

The genre of book which Greg most prefers:

Mystery
Historical Fiction
Technical Manuals
Fantasy/Science Fiction
Comic Books

Question 4

Sport on this list Greg most enjoys watching:

Basketball
Canine Agility
Badminton
Bowling
American Gladiators
None of the Above

Question 5

Activity on this list Greg most prefers doing in his free time:

Cooking for Linda
Splitting Wood for the fireplace
Dancing
Reading
Eating Linda's Cooking

Question 6

One of Greg’s “terms of endearment” for Linda:

Baby-cakes
Lindy (or Lindy-Hop)
Sweetie
Schmoopy
Honey-bun

Question 7

True-Greg-Factoid: Greg received permanent scars at a young age from:

A bicycle accident
A BB gun
Running with scissors
Falling off a trampoline
Breaking up a cat fight

Question 8

Greg’s roommates when he first moved away from home:

Rich Meister and Mark Meister
Rich Meister and Paul Dumin
Paul Dumin and Mark Meister
Paul Dumin and Glenn Howley
Glenn Howley and Jerry Seinfeld
Mark Meister and Glenn Howley

Question 9

Greg’s shoe size (US not UK)


10½
11
12
13

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Answer 1

The first alcoholic beverage Greg acquired a taste for was a Mudslide.

It was the Milennium New Years party in Lake George, New York. I was there with 5 friends, getting paid to dance at an event that people were paying thousand per couple to attend. We did just about the same as we would have at any party: danced. And we got free food, drinks, and paid. Very nice.

Answer 2

Greg's first childhood pet was Mitzi the cat

Mitzi (as I hear - I was very young) was the neighbors' cat when we used to live in Plainville. I must have been 2 or 3 years old, and I must have loved that cat, because when we moved to Bristol, the neighbors gave us the cat. I actually did have Sea Monkeys, did have many gerbils, and my mom and Paul now have Clancy, who is the bestest dog ever. But I never had a fish. Especially one named Cleo.

Answer 3

The genre of book which Greg most prefers is Fantasy/Science Fiction.

Technical Manuals? What were you thinking? Yeah... pass me the instructions to the toaster oven. Mmmm... good stuff.

Answer 4

Sport on this list Greg most enjoys watching: None of the Above.

I've never been much into sports. Not that Canine Agility, Badminton, or American Gladiators really qualify as sports.

Answer 5

Activity on this list Greg most prefers doing in his free time: Reading.

This was a tough one. I waffled a bit between reading and eating Linda's cooking, but I couldn't really say that eating was a pastime.

Answer 6

One of Greg’s “terms of endearment” for Linda: sweetie.

One of? That's just about the only one. What do you think I call her? Hammartoe?

Answer 7

Greg received permanent scars at a young age from breaking up a cat fight.

My cat Mitzi was in the habit of fighting the Clarks' cat. I didn't like to see them fighting, so I figured I was doing the right thing by stopping them. I never realized that it was dangerous. I'd never heard of man-eating killer cyborg attack cats.

Answer 8

Greg’s roommates when he first moved away from home Mark Meister and Paul Dumin.

When I moved out, I roomed with Mark and Paul. We rented a house in West Hartford.

Answer 9

Greg’s shoe size: 12

I gots me big feet.