Character of the Week, April 27th - Robert Hamburger
April 27, 2007 - Characters
This week's character is Robert Hamburger. Do you recognise the name? Well, he's all about Ninjas. REAL Ninjas. This guy is cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
If you've never seen his site, REAL ULTIMATE POWER, you're missing out. I wasn't able to find out from his wikipedia page exactly how long the site's been up, but I'd guess at least a decade now.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
The picture above is of young Robert demonstrating how to commit Seppuku with a frisbee.