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This is one of my favorite political cartoons. I found it years and years ago somewhere on the internet and it always stuck in my head. During the Obama elections, I searched and searched online but could never find it. Then, about a year ago, I stumbled across a printed copy I'd left in an old photo album, so I snapped a picture with my phone.

And I've saved it until now, because the time is right. I have no idea who did this cartoon, but it cracks me up.

"Please vote for me. I only have one eye but I can see out of the other one just fine. I am not spooky. My eye can keep track of many different objects at once. The other candidates are very bad. They support urinary tract infections."

"For the last time, I do not support urinary tract infections. That is nothing but a partisan lie. Do not trust him. He has only got one eye. And he is spooky."

"Ha! Spoken truly like someone with one giant paw hand!"

"I... uh... I have been nothing but frank and forthcoming about my giant paw hand. The records of my giant paw hand have been fully disclosed and it is a non-issue!"