I always knew I'd make the cover of Wired.
Honestly though, Wired had a promotion going with this month's issue where they let subscribers email them a picture, and they shipped your copy of the magazine with your picture on the cover on a Google Maps-looking background. The map is of a fictitious place, as far as I can tell, but it looks pretty cool. All the other subscribers, and newsstand buyers got the Transformers on the cover. But since I'm the only blog I know that hasn't reviewed the movie, and I'm probably the only person I know to not have seen the movie, I'm just as happy with my own ugly mug on the cover.
If only I'd had a picture of Lia when they'd asked for picture submissions a few months back...