Hello once again, I’m Vince Clortho coming to you from the Lungfishopolis Coliseum for the second half of round one in the Scribblenauts Smackdown. Here with me is color commentator Gordon Freeman. We’ve got some fantastic matches lined up for today. Any favorites, Gordon?

…okay, Gordon. Don’t look at me like that. So I’ve got to say, personally, I’m expecting to see some great things out of the Giant Enemy Crab. But our first match is between a Wizard and the legendary Behemoth.

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I don’t know much about this wizard, so it’s very hard to say what he might have up his sleeves. But both competitors are taking positions inside the center ring, annd… there they go! The behemoth is rushing toward the wizard, and the wizard is casting some kind of spell. He’s shot some kind of energy at the behemoth. Ohh! And the behemoth is down! The behemoth is down! That was one quick fight, Gordon!

This wizard is one tough customer! But as he’s leaving the ring, the Grim Reaper is already moving into place for the next fight.

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That’s right, folks. Old Grim will be fighting the Giant Enemy Crab. I know he’s death himself, but I don’t give him odds against that crab. And there they go! The grim reaper is swinging his scythe, but the crab is bringing its giant claws to bear. Once it’s able to… Oh no! Ugh! The grim reaper seems to have attacked the giant enemy crab’s weak point! For massive damage! And the crab is down!

Sweet grandmother’s spatula, Gordon! Today is not my day. Seems like I just can’t call ’em. No difference, because this next one seems too close to call.

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In this match, the Japanese demon known as the Oni will be facing off against an Ogre. Two mythological creatures from different cultures, both of them pretty tough customers. The ogre has an edge in height, but that Oni has some pretty sharp claws.

There they go! The oni has taken a vicious slash at the ogre’s knees, but the ogre is delivering some vicious left-right punches. Ugh – I can’t imagine that the oni can take much of this. It’s stumbling… and the oni is down! The oni is… ugh! I can’t imagine that that was necessary. The ogre just stamped on the downed oni’s head. What a mess. It’s a good thing this ring won’t be needed until tomorrow’s matches.

And now we move on to the final match. I hear they’ve got a Space Invader for this one – I’m anxious to see how it does.

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The Blob will be facing off against… is that a space invader, Gordon? Doesn’t look much like the Atari 2600 version I’d expected. What that? Uh huh. Oh. I’m being informed that we’ve gotten just a plain old Invader, not the space kind. I wonder how he’ll do against the blob. He’s got a gun, but… I can’t see bullets doing very much against the green flesh-eating mass of primordial ooze. The final match of the day may be a bit anti-clamactic.

And there they go! The invader is shooting at the blob, but the blob hardly seems to notice. It’s eating away at the invader’s legs. Yep, this fight is over. The invader didn’t stand a chance.

That’s it for the first round of the Scribblenauts smackdown. Tomorrow, the eight remaining competitors will face off to see which eight will enter Thursday’s semi-finals. Join us then. I’m Vince Clortho with Gordon Freeman. We’ll see you tomorrow right here in Lungfishopolis Coliseum for round two of the Scribblenauts Smackdown.