Hi, this post is about Trine, REAL TRINE. This post is awesome. My name is Greg and I can’t stop thinking about Trine. This game is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. Facts: Trine is a video game. Trine releases on PSN today. Finally. The goal in Trine is to flip out and […]

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Lots of people have apparently been familiar with Alice and Kev for some time now, but I just found out. And I read the entire story in one day. It’s really super-interesting. I’ve never played a Sims game, but the story of a mean-spirited homeless man and his young daughter as told by this video […]

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This is just funny. I’m not the hugest machinima fan, but this tournament-style competition between eight FPS characters pits them against each other reality-show style. Very funny.

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Welcome back! I’m Vince Clortho coming to you live from the Lungfishopolis Coliseum in beautiful downtown Lungfishopolis. With me here is color commentator Gordon Freeman, whose career as a sports announcer I can only imagine will be coming to an end soon. What? You know I’m telling the truth, Gordon! You haven’t said a word […]

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Hello, Scribblenauts fans! Welcome to the Scribblenauts Smackdown Semifinals. I’m Vince Clortho, with you on a beautiful Thursday here at the Lungfishopolis coliseum. The crowd here today is about double what we saw on Monday. With me here today, as always, is color commentator Gordon Freeman. There is quite a bit of anticipation about today’s […]

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Welcome back to the Scribblenauts Smackdown! It’s a big day today. We’ll be seeing the return of competitors from the first round. Favorites like the dragon and the kraken. I’m Vince Clortho, and I’m here again with color commentator Gordon Freeman to bring you the big second round of the Scribblenauts Smackdown. Our first match […]

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Hello once again, I’m Vince Clortho coming to you from the Lungfishopolis Coliseum for the second half of round one in the Scribblenauts Smackdown. Here with me is color commentator Gordon Freeman. We’ve got some fantastic matches lined up for today. Any favorites, Gordon? …okay, Gordon. Don’t look at me like that. So I’ve got […]

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Welcome to the Scribblenauts Smackdown! I’m Vince Clortho, and I’m here today in the Lungfishopolis Coliseum with color commentator Gordon Freeman. Say hi, Gordon. Okay! So Gordon needs to warm up. In the meantime, let me explain today’s event. We have sixteen competitors, sixteen of the toughest badasses we could find in Scribblenauts. They’ll be […]

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After playing Street Fighter 4 for a couple months and seeing a lot of the cutscenes and victory lines, I’ve come to a realization. It’s a comedy. Not the funniest one around, but there’s a fair amount of ridiculous in the game. Just look at Dan. If you’ve played him at all, you can see […]

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This week, the fourth and final segment in our series detailing which old movies would make good video games. Gymkata In Parmistan, there is only one law: The Game! Any player that survives the race across the country and through the City of Madness is allowed one request. This is why the United States government […]

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